houdini-crustiny-555-deactivate asked: Why didn't the Sun go to college? Because it already had a MILLION DEGREES

nasa-official:

no, the sun didn’t go to college because he has no source of income. he was unable to follow his dream of studying stellar astrophysics to better understand himself. think before you judge buddy

sociallyawkwardhufflepuff:

cakemakethme:

Terry Crews coming in with some wisdom

we need terry painting like bob ross on tv everyday 

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spider999now:

vicloud:

Giethoorn in Netherlands has no roads or any modern transportation at all, only canals. Well, and 176 bridges too. Tourists have to leave their cars outside of the village and travel here by foot or boat by. So you can probably imagine how peaceful it is here.

well, i sure do know now where i’ll be moving to

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bunjywunjy:

whamlastchristmas:

angery!

150 million years worth of reptilian fury contained in a body smaller than a shoebox

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if you’re having a bad day

mckenziekatherine:

mckenziekatherine:

mckenziekatherine:

just remember that I, a registered nurse with a bachelors degree, accidentally glued a patient’s foreskin shut over his penis and had to call a urology doctor to come help me get it to retract

I had to send a page that said “I glued the patient’s penis shut. send help.”

The urology resident said, “Wow. I’ve never seen anything like this. Let me go ask someone else.”

It’s been like 5 days since this happened and I’m just sitting at the nurses station with some coworkers and the urology resident walks by and says “hey! Glue any penises shut lately??” And keeps on walking

THEN ALL MY COWORKERS WERE LIKE WHAT JUST HAPPENED

and so yeah, that freaking doctor exposed me and went on his way

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